ACHIEVEMENT - HOW TO UNLOCK
Air. Wind. Sun. Pain. I Am All of This, and Your Mom Makes a Fine Pasta Dinner - Complete the Summer Sun level from the main menu with full points
I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease - This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me - Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot - Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.
I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It - Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale - Awarded for completing your 128th jump.
The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them - All fives. All five stars. On all levels