Click on any player, then click on the "Action" button in the top right. After that, click on the "Set Nickname" option and enter one of the following names:
Oliver Collyer Paul Collyer Paul Norman Kevin Turner Marc Duffy Svein Kvernoey Mark Woodger
Once entered, click "OK" and click "Action" again. Click on "Request Coach Report", select a coach, and press "Confirm". Read out the strange report that is given. Note: This works on both the demo and final version of the game.