ACHIEVEMENT - HOW TO UNLOCK All I Got Was This Lousy Achievement - Finish all the secret levels. Beyond A Joke - Get a total secret level time under six and a half minutes. Bloody Minded - Return via the low road in Uphill. Cares Not - Finish Race Condition in under thirty-five seconds. Challenge Accepted - Finish Pointers with both challenge modes enabled. Contraindication - Ignore the last piece of advice in Incessant. Controlled Fall - Finish Perplexing without turning green. Damned Balloons - Beat one minute for all but one of the standard levels. Due Diligence - Obtain all the bronze medals. Due Haste - Get all the silver medals. Due Respect - Earn all the gold medals. Faked Landing - Finish Lunar without turning red. Here I Am - Find your way free. Nontrivial - Finish the first twenty standard single player levels. Not Easy Mode - Finish all the standard single player levels. Not Over Yet - Finish Race Condition despite falling into a fail pit. Offroad - Finish Jumptown in Septagon Mode. Orderly - Finishing Chimney without succumbing to chaos. Other Way - Find your way to a secret area. Out of Town - Find your way to a secret area. Outside The Box - Subvert the narrative element. Platinum - Beat a gold medal time by at least five seconds. Race Car - Do three laps on Crest and finish in under 50 seconds. Ricochet - Finish Precipice the quick way. Seat's Edge - Finish Pointers without turning green. Stealth Elements - Finish Bouncer without hitting any switches. Team Of Experts - Finish all the cooperative levels. Ten Point Landing - Finish Unicycle without turning blue. Undisorientable - Finish Perplexing in Astronaut Mode. Unforgiven - Finish Oscillations without changing colour.