ACHIEVEMENT - HOW TO UNLOCK
"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch" - Die from falling damage.
101st Airborne - Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
88mph - Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
An eye for an eye - Defeat behold, the watcher
Bad Taste - Overkill 1000 enemies.
Banisher of horrors - Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.
Basic Element - Use all basic elements at least once.
Better you than me - Be invisible while one other player dies.
Blue... No Yelloooow! - Have a hard time settling on a color.
Breezed through - Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.
Cooking by the book - Cast a Magick successfully.
Deep Impact - Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
Don't fear the reaper - Defeat death.
Dragon "Slayer" - Defeat fafnir.
Driven mad - Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.
Fhtagn once more! - Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.
Finders keepers - Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
First Blood - Kill one enemy using the M60.
From whence you came... - Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh
Good Company - Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission
Handling the frustration - Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.
Houdini - Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
I call it a Hawking Hole - Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
I put on my robe and wizard hat - Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.
I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy - Defeat assatur.
I'm the wizard king, I can do anything! - Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
Ice Age - It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.
Imma Firin' Mah Lazer!!!! - Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
It's over nine thousand!!!! - Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
It's raining (beast)men - Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
Khaaaaaaaan! - Defeat khan
Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong - Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
King's Quest - Find all the moose.
Lead farmer - Kill 1000 enemies using firearms
Let off some steam - Create a spell containing Steam.
Mission improbable - Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
More like the Aristocats - Defeat the Aristocrats.
Mu-mu-mu-multikill! - Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
Never cross the beams - Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
No more trolling - Defeat ygg.
No Power = No Responsibility - Defeat Parker.
Nothing but a man, who can never fail - Win 20 versus matches in a row
OMG! They killed Yellow! - Die with yellow robes.
One in a million? - Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
Play it again, Vlad - Defeat vlad.
RPG much? - Complete all side quests in the game.
Saved by the king - Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
Seven day cruise - Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.
Sherlock Holmes - Find all secret areas in the game.
Solid Snake - Defeat jormungandr.
State Alchemist - Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
Stuff of legends - Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.
Swedish Summer Achievement - Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
The Enchanter - Imbue your weapon with a spell.
The perfect storm - All players survived a thunderstorm.
There can be only one - Kill macleod.
There is no goat level - Defeat jotunn.
This is Magicka! - Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
Too fancy for fireballs? - Complete one level using only magicks.
Vanilla Ice - Create a spell containing only Ice.
We are the champions - Survive all waves of a challenge.
Wingardium Leviosa - Push someone off a cliff.