ACHIEVEMENT - HOW TO UNLOCK "Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch" - Die from falling damage. 101st Airborne - Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting. 88mph - Get thrown back in time by Vlad. An eye for an eye - Defeat behold, the watcher Bad Taste - Overkill 1000 enemies. Banisher of horrors - Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos. Basic Element - Use all basic elements at least once. Better you than me - Be invisible while one other player dies. Blue... No Yelloooow! - Have a hard time settling on a color. Breezed through - Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying. Cooking by the book - Cast a Magick successfully. Deep Impact - Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile. Don't fear the reaper - Defeat death. Dragon "Slayer" - Defeat fafnir. Driven mad - Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying. Fhtagn once more! - Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more. Finders keepers - Steal your friends equipment after he has died. First Blood - Kill one enemy using the M60. From whence you came... - Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh Good Company - Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission Handling the frustration - Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying. Houdini - Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks. I call it a Hawking Hole - Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex. I put on my robe and wizard hat - Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode. I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy - Defeat assatur. I'm the wizard king, I can do anything! - Create a spell that contains 5 different elements. Ice Age - It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits. Imma Firin' Mah Lazer!!!! - Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one. It's over nine thousand!!!! - Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy. It's raining (beast)men - Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds. Khaaaaaaaan! - Defeat khan Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong - Heal a total of 100 000 hit points. King's Quest - Find all the moose. Lead farmer - Kill 1000 enemies using firearms Let off some steam - Create a spell containing Steam. Mission improbable - Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours. More like the Aristocats - Defeat the Aristocrats. Mu-mu-mu-multikill! - Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick. Never cross the beams - Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it. No more trolling - Defeat ygg. No Power = No Responsibility - Defeat Parker. Nothing but a man, who can never fail - Win 20 versus matches in a row OMG! They killed Yellow! - Die with yellow robes. One in a million? - Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive. Play it again, Vlad - Defeat vlad. RPG much? - Complete all side quests in the game. Saved by the king - Defeat the Warlock and Machine. Seven day cruise - Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days. Sherlock Holmes - Find all secret areas in the game. Solid Snake - Defeat jormungandr. State Alchemist - Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements. Stuff of legends - Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram. Swedish Summer Achievement - Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat. The Enchanter - Imbue your weapon with a spell. The perfect storm - All players survived a thunderstorm. There can be only one - Kill macleod. There is no goat level - Defeat jotunn. This is Magicka! - Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole. Too fancy for fireballs? - Complete one level using only magicks. Vanilla Ice - Create a spell containing only Ice. We are the champions - Survive all waves of a challenge. Wingardium Leviosa - Push someone off a cliff.