Trade all fast players like Ichiro, O. Cabrera, and Carlos Beltran to one team. Create the the jacob paterson player and sign him, then put the fast players as the first three hitters and the slugger as the number four batter. Have the first three players bunt. While this happens, take control of the other team so they cannot throw the ball. All of the fast players will be on base and the slugger will be up. Most of the time he will hit a grand slam.