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South Park: The Stick of Truth PC Cheats

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All Chinpokomon Locations

Find the following Chinpokomon by searching the corresponding locations:
OPEN WORLD CHINPOKOMON LOCATION
1. Furry Cat It is in the trees in Kenny's yard.
2. Stegmata It is in Kyle's garage. Sometimes his garage will be locked. If it is locked, get the key to unlock it in his house.
3. Pengin It is in Cartman's garage. If the garage is locked, get the key to unlock it inside his house.
4. Monkay It is inside Butter's house. It is in a room with "Mega" and "Bill Won't Run" posters.
5. Chu-Chu Nezumi It is stuck in a tree near your character's house. Shoot it down to grab it.
6. Vamporko Go to the Community Center, and use the Alien Probe to teleport inside the basketball court. The collectible is in plain sight on the basketball court.
7. Gophermon After obtaining the Vamporko Chinpokomon, go to the men's room inside the Community Center. It is inside the last cubicle.
8. Cosmonewt Go to Stark's Pond, and use the Alien Probe to reach the UFO in the middle of the lake. It is inside the UFO.
9. Rabbitech Go to the Police Station, then go to the Evidence Room on the second floor. Climb up the ladder inside this room to reach the collectible.
10. Sna-Kat It is in the tree to the left of the City Hall stone path. Shoot it down to grab it.
11. Accountafish Go to the Post Office, and grab the key from the storage lockers. Then, go to the News Office Gazette, and look for a small vent on your right. Enter this vent to find the collectible.
12. Gerbitoad After obtaining the Accountafish Chinpokomon, enter the Sewers to find it right next to a model house.
13. Biebersaurus After obtaining the Gerbitoad Chinpokomon, go down into the underground cavern to find a large cracked glowing rock that can be smashed by using Nagasaki. Go inside the small hole to get the collectible.
14. Fatdactyle After obtaining the Biebersaurus Chinpokomon, go to the Theater, and look for it above the Booking Booth. Shoot it down to grab it.
15. Terribovine Go to Tweak Bros. Coffee Shop, then shrink yourself down to crawl underneath the bench outside to grab the collectible.
16. Ferasnarf First, complete the side-quest for Mr. Mackey to get a key to Storage Unit #221. Then, go to the U-Stor-It Facility, and get on top of the dumpster to release the ladder. Go up the ladder, and climb down from the other side. Enter Storage Unit #221 to find the collectible on the high shelf, sitting on a red box. You need to shoot it down to grab it.
17. Roo-stor After obtaining the Ferasnarf Chinpokomon, open Storage Unit #223 (the key can be found in Butters' room). Climb up the ladder to find the collectible on the grey vent above. Shoot it down to grab it.
18. Velocirapstar Go to Token's house to find it lying in the open window. Shoot it down to grab it.
19. Brocorri Go to the Tower Of Peace to find it frozen outside the right Dragon statue. Melt it to grab it.
20. Lambtron Enter the City Wok, and accept the side-quest from Mr. Kim behind the counter to get a key. After getting the key, go to the second floor of the Tower Of Peace to find it in a lantern above the balcony, on the right. Shoot it down to grab it.
21. Flowerpotamus It is on a shelf inside Skeeter's Bar.

STORY MODE CHINPOKOMON LOCATION
22. Poodlesaurus Rex While in school for the first time, look for a silver grate in the ceiling. Open it to get the collectible.
23. Roidrat Go to Jimmy's attic to find it next to two bottles and some crates.
24. Beetlebot At the very end of the Alien Abduction level, you will come across a bunch of wall-mounted monitors with the collectible among them. Shoot it down to grab it.
25. Gunrilla Go the Command Center, and look on top of the cabinets to the left of the white board to find it.
26. Donkeytron After returning to school, look to your right to see an oven. Use your fart to blow open the oven's door to find the collectible.
27. Pterdaken After obtaining the Donkeytron Chinpokomon, go to the second floor of the school, and open up the storage lockers to find the collectible. You need to shoot it down to grab it.
28. Fetuswami At the Abortion Clinic, use fire to blow up the grenade in the dead soldier's hand before approaching the gatling gun. Then, shrink down to enter the small opening to obtain the collectible.
29. Mouse-Tik Go to the Girl's Hideout (after completing the "Recruit The Girls" mission). After a short cutscene, you will be inside. Look to your left to find the collectible.
30. Shoe Go to Clyde's Tower. Before going inside, you will see a small teleport that will take you to the roof. The collectible is in plain sight on the roof.



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Secret 'Audio Logs' Boss

There are audio logs scattered throughout the UFO that abducts you. Listen to every audio log to unlock a secret Boss fight called "Roshambo" (Alien Conspiracy Hobo) at the end of the mission. View the following video to find every Audio Log:


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Canadian Sex easter egg

While entering Canada, go straight to enter Ottawa and enter the house on the left. There will be stairs in the bottom right of the house. Go down the stairs to come across a Canadian couple having sex. The guy will cuss you out and then you will be kicked out of the bedroom and be unable to enter it again. This pokes fun at how in RPG games you generally can enter people's houses unannounced.


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"Perverted" achievement hint

During the "Defeat The Underpants Gnomes" mission, go inside the mouse hole to chase after the Underpants Gnome. Use the space between the bedroom walls to catch up with the gnome. After crossing your parents' dresser but before confronting the gnome, watch your parents have sex for 60 seconds to get the "Perverted" achievement.


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Alternate ending

After defeating Craig, allow your friends into the castle and enter the middle hallway. A cutscene will start where the characters discuss finding someone who can both shrink themself and knows something about abortions in order to go up Mr. Slave's rear end. After the cutscene ends, just leave the room instead to get an alternate ending.


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Getting grounded

To get grounded by your parents, go into the Lost Forest and don't move for a few minutes. After that, walk into any direction one more time and your parents will ground you for getting lost and send you back to South Park.

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Steam achievements **Updated 9 months ago**

ACHIEVEMENT HOW TO UNLOCK
Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.
Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.
Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.
Daddy Issues You befriended your father.
Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.
For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.
Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.
Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.
KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Make it Rain! You've spent $500.
Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.
More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.
New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.
No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.
Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

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Friends Locations

To become friends with the following characters and unlock the "More Popular Than Jesus" and "More Popular Than John Lennon" trophies/achievements, complete the corresponding tasks:
FRIENDS HOW TO BEFRIEND
Amber, Cornwallis, and Simon Rescue them from the sewers to become friends with them.
Al Gore Complete his side-quest to become friends with him.
Allie Nelson, Heidi, Jessie, Nelly, and Red Recruit the girls to become friends with them.
Annie Defeat the the girls outside City Hall for her to become friends with you.
Bar Tender and Skeeter Complete their side-quest to become friends with them.
Bebe, Minister Of Montreal, Phillip, Princess Of Canada, and Wendy You can become friends with them during the main storyline.
Big Gay Al Answer the phone call at Mr. Slaves to become friends with him.
Bill, Cartman, Firkle, Fossey, Henrietta, Jessie Rodriguez, Kyle, Michael, Monica, and Pete You can become friends with them during the main storyline.
Billy During the "Hide And Seek" side-quest (found at the bank), go to the Farm to find him. Speak to him to become friends.
Bishop Of Banff, Duke Of Vancouver, Earl Of Winnipeg, Prince Of Canada, and Terrance You can become friends with them during the main storyline.
Bradley Shrink yourself, and go to Bradley. Speak to him to become friends.
Butter You can become friends with him at the very beginning of the game.
Catatafish, Frog King, Mr. Hat, and Sparrow Prince You can become friends with them during the main storyline.
Chinpokomon Toy Corporation Collect all 30 Chinpokomon collectibles to become friends with them.
Chris Donnely Speak to him after completing the "Recruit The Girls" mission to become friends with him.
Christmas Critters Go to Stan's room, and go to the directions of the Lost Forest displayed in the room.
Crab Person After getting Nagasaki, enter the Sewers, and speak to him to become friends.
Craig and Randy You can become friends with them during the main storyline.
Dad After becoming friends with over 50 people, speak to your Dad to become friends with him.
Damien Enter Bijou Theater to become friends with Damien.
DogPoo, Jimmy, and Stan Go inside Kyle's house to find him, and complete his side-quest to become friends with them.
Dougie Speak to him outside Stoch's house to become friends with him.
Douglas and Jason Speak to them both inside Kyle's house to become friends with them.
Esther Enter the News Office to find her sitting on a chair. Speak to her to become friends with her.
Filmore Go to the bank, and complete the "Hide And Seek" side-quest to become friends with him.
Flora During the "Hide And Seek" side-quest (found at the bank), go to the Tower Of Peace to find her. Speak to her to become friends.
Francis Smash the snowman outside Kyle's house to become friends with him.
General Disarray He can be found in Butter's Secret Lair. Speak to him to become friends with him.
Jenny During the "Hide And Seek" side-quest (found at the bank), go to the secret passage leading to the lake to find her. Speak to her to become friends.
Jesus and Priest Maxi Complete their side-quest to become friends with them.
Jimbo and Ned Go inside Jimbo's Gun, and complete the "Big Hunting Game" with Jimbo to become friends with them both.
Karen Go inside Kenny's house to find Karen. Speak to him to become friends.
Kelly Gardner Go to the middle area between Clyde's and Jimmy's house to find her outside an orange house. Speak to her to become friends.
Kelly Rutherford After becoming friends with over 30 people, you can speak to Kelly to become friends with her.
Kenny During the sequence when you meet Scott Milkinson, Kenny will become friends with you.
Kevin Stoley Complete his side-quest to become friends with him.
Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks will become your friend during Fifth Grade class.
Leroy Mullens After getting shrunken, go to the top of the News Building to find Leroy. Speak to him to become friends with him.
Lola After becoming friends with over 40 people, enter the Post Office to become friends with her.
Mayor McDaniels Go inside Town Hall, and complete "The Homeless Problem" side-quest to become friends with him.
Millie Go to the back side of Unplanned Parenthood, and knock down the snowman to meet her. Speak to her to become friends.
Mom Go to your house, and speak to your Mom to become friends with her.
Mr. Adler, Mr. Garrison, Mrs. Broflovski, and Principal Victoria After you have grabbed the evidence, these PTA members will become your friend.
Mr. Bloflovski Speak to him outside Kyle's house to become friends with him.
Mr. Kim Go to City Wok and complete Mr. Kim's side-quest to become friends with him.
Mr. Mackey Complete his side-quest to become friends with him.
Mr. Slave Complete his side-quest to become friends with him.
Mr. and Mrs. Hankey Complete their side-quest to become friends with them.
Mr. and Mrs. McCormik Speak to Mr. McCormik standing outside the bar to become friend with him. After you have cleared out the Meth Tweakers, Speak to Mrs. McCormik in Kenny's house to become friends with her.
Mr. and Mrs. Stoch Go inside Stoch's house to become friends with both her parents.
Mr. and Mrs. Tweak Buy the Ultra Speed Potion to become friends with them.
Mrs. Biggle Speak to her outside the Post Office on a bench to become friends with her.
Mrs. Cartman After leaving the Kupa Keep, go inside Cartman's house to become friends with his mom.
Mrs. Marsh Buy some items from her to become friends.
Officer Barbrady Speak to him outside Tom's Rhinoplasty to become friends with him.
Pete Go to Clyde's garage, and climb up the latter to find him. Speak to him to become friends.
Polly Prissy Pants After becoming friends with Cartman, go to Cartman's room to become friends with her.
Quaid During the "Hide And Seek" side-quest (found at the bank), go to the Sewers to find him. Speak to him to become friends.
Romper Stomper Free this prisoner from a cell in the Police Station to become friends with him. The key to the cell can be found inside a locker in the Police Station.
Sally During the "Hide And Seek" side-quest (found at the bank), go outside Mr. Slave's house to find her. Speak to her to become friends.
Santa Go to the rooftop of the Police Station to become friends with Santa.
Scott Malkinson Go to Kupa Keep during the opening quest to become friends with him.
Shelly Marsh Complete Stan's side-quest, then speak to Shelly to become friends with her.
Timmy Unlock all waypoints, then speak to Timmy to become friends with him.
Tweek and Token You become friends with them both during the main storyline.
Underpants Gnome Complete his side-quest to become friends with him.
Yates Once the Nazi Zombies are in your town, speak to Yates, and complete his side-quest to become friends with him.

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BioShock and Dead Space easter eggs

There are audio logs scattered throughout the UFO that abducts you. Many of the audio logs make fun of games that use audio logs to provide narrative, the most notable being the BioShock and Dead Space games.

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Emmy Awards easter egg

The creators of South Park have joked about losing Emmys for seven years before finally winning an Emmy Award in 2005 for the episode "Best Friends Forever" and three more in 2007 for "Make Love, Not Warcraft", 2008 for One Hour Programming for "Imaginationland", and 2009 for "Margaritaville". In the game we are given an idea of where they put those prestigious awards after waiting seven years to win them: in the sewer vents after being flushed down the toilet.

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Melee Weapons: Part 1

The following is a list of half of the Melee weapons in the game followed by their stats, special effects, and how to obtain. Certain weapons are only available while a specific class-- Fighter, Mage, Thief, or Jew. To view the other half of Melee weapons as well as Ranged weapons, see the cheats Melee Weapons: Part 2 and Ranged Weapons respectively.

Note: The Stats numbers are in the following order: Required Level, Strength, Strikes, Element, and Cost.
MELEE WEAPONS *****
Alien Probe *****
Stats 5, 48-67, 3, None, 1
Special effects Piercing – Penetrates 20 Armor
How to obtain Complete Jimbo's "Big Game Huntin" side-quest to get it. It can also be found in the UFO in a chest near the elevator on the observation deck.
Archmage's Wand *****
Stats 11, 169-235, 3, Fire, $21.00
Special effects Burning Surge – Gain PP on a perfect attack on burning target
How to obtain It is in the "Everything's Coming Up Maple" store in Vancouver, Canada.
Assassin's Dagger *****
Stats 10, 110-153, 5, None, –
Special effects Piercing – Penetrates 25% armor; Jagged – Bleed on perfect attack; Executioner's Joy – Gain 100 HP when enemy dies
How to obtain During the "Noncomformist" quest, it can be found in the Gnome Bag in Kyle's backyard or "The King's Forest". This is a Thief-only weapon.
Axe Of Stopping *****
Stats 8, 133-185, 3, None, $12
Special effects Daze – Slow target on perfect attack
How to obtain Purchased from the Lootkupa Keep Armory Shop.
Axe Of The Underworld *****
Stats 13, 629-875, 3, None, –
Special effects Vamprisim – Drains 300 HP from bleeding target
How to obtain Use Jimbo's key to open up the rafters above Jimbo and Ned to find it.
Billy Club Of Smiting *****
Stats 2, 18-26, 2, None, –
Special effects Weaken – Low target's defense on perfect attack
How to obtain Purchased from the Lootkupa Keep Armory Shop.
Butter's Hammer of Storm *****
Stats 8, 122-170, 3, Shock, –
Canadian Halberd *****
Stats 12, 719-1,000, 2, None, $28.52
Special effects Wide Hit – Perfect attacks target everyone in a column
How to obtain Purchased from a shop in Ottawa.
Claymore Of The Warrior *****
Stats 11, 434-603, 2, None, $28.52
Special effects Warrior's Rage – Attack Up after perfect attack; Armor Strike – Weapon damage increases 5x your armor; Rend – Destroy 50 armor on perfect attack
How to obtain Purchased from a shop in Ottawa.
Club Of Smiting *****
Stats 4, 53-75, 2, None, $10
Special effects Shield Smash – Perfect attack reduces shield by 1; Weaken – Lowers target defenses on perfect attack
How to obtain Purchased from a shop in Kupa Keep.
Crutch Of Weakness *****
Stats 4, 30-42, 3, None, –
Special effects Numbling Strike – Weakens target's attacks on perfect attack
How to obtain You can find it after defeating Jimmy on the upper floor of the Giggling Donkey.
Dire Scepter *****
Stats 11, 224-312, 3, None, $44.64
Special effects Dire Slayer – +20% damage against Dire monsters
Elf Blade *****
Stats 6, 67-93, 3, None, $12
How to obtain Purchased from a shop in Elven Kingdom.
Fairy Princess Blade *****
Stats 13, 584-812, 3, None, $24
Special effects Enchanted – Attacks bypass from enemy's defense
How to obtain Purchased from the Pleases And Sparkles Boutique.
Fatbeard's Blade *****
Stats 6, 85-118, 2, None, $12
Special effects Magnet – Gain 20% additional money
How to obtain Can be bought in the Lootkupa Keep Armory Shop
Fire Sword *****
Stats 10, 165-230, 3, Fire, $14
How to obtain Can be bought in the Lootkupa Keep Armory Shop
Fire Wand *****
Stats 7, 47-66, 4, Fire, –
Special effects Burning Surge – Gain 3 PP on perfect attack
Flamberge Rapier *****
Stats 11, 262-365, 3, None, $27.9
Special effects Jagged – Target starts bleeding on perfect attack; Numbling Strike – Weaken's target attack on perfect attack
How to obtain Purchased from a shop in Winnipeg.
Gnome Pickaxe *****
Stats 9, 242-337, 2, None
Special effects Piercing – Penetrates 20 armor; Shield Smash – Shields reduced by 3 on perfect attack
How to obtain During the quest to defeat the Underpant Gnomes, check the inside wall of the Gnome Chase to find it in a stash.
Greataxe Of The Warrior *****
Stats 12, 825-1,146, 2, None, –
Special effects Warrior's Rage – Gain Attack Up after perfect attack; Armored Strike – Weapon damage increases by 5x of armor; Rend – Destroy 100 armor on perfect attack
Greatsword Of The Warrior *****
Stats 7, 76-106, 3, None, –
Special effects Warrior's Rage – Gain Attack Up after perfect attack; Armored Strike – Weapon damage increases by 4x of armor; Rend – Destroy 50 armor on perfect attack
Halberd Of The Warrior *****
Stats 3, 34-47, 2, None
Special effects Warrior's Rage – Gain Attack Up after perfect attack; Armored Strike – Weapon damage increases by 2x of armor
Holy Hammer Of Smiting *****
Stats 7, 54-76, 3, Holy
Special effects Weaken – Lower target defenses on perfect attack
How to obtain Obtained during the main storyline.
Holy Lance *****
Stats 7, 110-153, 2, None
Special effects Reach – Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind; Sharp – Adds 20% damage on perfect attack; Strength Of Torment – +10% damage per debuff on you
How to obtain Unknown
Holy Mossed Knife *****
Stats 11, 150-208, 5, Holy, $26.66
Special effects Nazi Slayer – +20% damage against Nazis; Vengeance – 15% more damage when below 25% health
How to obtain Purchased from a shop in Banff.
Holy Poker Of The Faithful *****
Stats 10, 281-391, 2, Holy
Special effects Strength Of Torment – +10% damage per debuff on you; Vengeance – 10% more damage when below 25% health
How to obtain During the "Noncomformist" quest, it can be found in the Gnome Bag in Kyle's backyard or "The King's Forest". This is a Jew-only weapon.
Holy Staff *****
Stats 3, 28-40, 2, Holy
Special effects Vengeance – Deal 5% more damage when below 25% health
Ice Wand *****
Stats 5, 36-51, 3, Frost
Special effects Frozen Surge – Gain 3 PP against slowed enemies
How to obtain During the "Noncomformist" quest, it can be found in the chest near the right tent by the shop in Kyle's backyard or "The King's Forest". This is a Wizard-only weapon.
Izmel Of The Faithful *****
Stats 5, 37-52, 3, None
Special effects Numbing Strike – Weaken target's attack on perfect attack
How to obtain During the "Noncomformist" quest, it can be found in the chest near the right tent by the shop in Kyle's backyard or "The King's Forest". This is a Jew-only weapon.
Jewish Staff *****
Stats 1, 16-22, 2, None, $2.34
Special effects Strength Of Torment – +5% damage per debuff on you
How to obtain Purchased from the Lootkupa Keep Armory Shop.
Kenny's Bloody Club *****
Stats 2, 13-18, 3, None
Special effects Sharp – Adds 10% damage on perfect attack
How to obtain It can be found inside Kenny's garage after defeating the Meth Tweakers.

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Melee Weapons: Part 2

The following is a list of half of the Melee weapons in the game followed by their stats, special effects, and how to obtain. Certain weapons are only available while using a specific class-- Fighter, Mage, Thief, or Jew. To view the other half of Melee weapons as well as Ranged weapons, see the cheats Melee Weapons: Part 1 and Ranged Weapons respectively.

Note: The Stat numbers are in the following order: Required Level, Strength, Strikes, Element, and Cost.

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Ranged Weapons

The following is a list of all the Ranged weapons in the game followed by their stats, special effects, and how to obtain. Certain weapons are only available while using a specific class-- Fighter, Mage, Thief, or Jew. To view all the Melee weapons in the game, see the cheats Melee Weapons: Part 1 and Melee Weapons: Part 2.

Note: The Stat numbers are in the following order: Required Level, Strength, Strikes, Element, and Cost.
RANGED WEAPONS *****
Alien Ray Gun *****
Stats 4, 75, —, Shock
Special effects Strafe Hit – Hits a complete row of enemies; Shield Smash – Perfect attacks reduce shield by 5
How to obtain It is obtained automatically after defeating the first group of alines in the UFO.
Bar Darts *****
Stats 3, 35, 3, None
Special effects Sharp – +10% damage on perfect attacks; Jagged – Target bleeds on perfect attacks; Scatter – Hits up to three different targets
How to obtain Complete the "Rats In The Cellar" quest.
Basketball *****
Stats 8, 150-314, —, None
Special effects Bounce – Bounces to hit a random target; Double-Hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor
How to obtain It can be found during your attack on the school with Cartman in the cafeteria.
Batdadarang *****
Stats 7, 140, 5, None, $14
Special effects Chain – Bounces to hit up to 5 different targets; Jagged – Target bleeds on perfect attacks
How to obtain Purchased from Mr. Mickey.
Battle Bow *****
Stats 11, 240, 3, Fire, $23
Special effects Thorns – Melee enemies take 50 damage; Triple-Hard Hit – Strong against armor and hits for extra damage; Volley – Fire 3 projectile arrows that can be critical on perfect attacks
How to obtain Purchased from a shop in Elven Kingdom.
Bow Of Sucking *****
Stats 1, 9, 3, None
Special effects Triple-Hard Hit – Strong against armor and hits for extra damage; Volley – Fire 3 projectile arrows that can be critical on perfect attacks
How to obtain It can be won in the initial fights against Elven enemies in "The New Kid In Town" quest.
Broken Bottle *****
Stats 6, 50, 4, Gross
Special effects Jagged – Target bleeds on perfect attack; Scatter – Hit up to 4 random targets
How to obtain It is inside the Sewers near the Shitshow 25c box.
Chakram *****
Stats 14, 500, 6, None, $24
Special effects Chain – Bounces to hit up to 3 different targets; Jagged – Target bleeds on perfect attacks
How to obtain Purchased from the Pleases And Sparkles Boutique.
Crossbow Of Impalement *****
Stats 14, 1,000-2,099, —, None, $50
Special effects Strafe Hit – Hits a complete row of enemies; Double-Hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor
How to obtain Purchased from Jimbo.
Disc Of Bleeding *****
Stats 12, 1,250, 2, None
Special effects Jagged – Target bleeds on perfect attacks; Scatter – Hit up to 2 random targets
How to obtain It can be found in the chest behind the locked door in the church in Banff, during the "O Canada" quest.
Dodge Ball *****
Stats 3, 25-52, —, None
Special effects Bounce – Bounces to hit a random target; Double-Hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor
How to obtain It is on a monitor in the group having Brass Key, inside the school.
Elvish Longbow *****
Stats 10, 160, 4, None
Special effects Quad-Hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor; Volley – Fire 4 projectile arrows that can be critical on perfect attacks
How to obtain Purchased from a shop in Elven Kingdom.
Elvish Shortbow *****
Stats 3, 20, 3, None
Special effects Triple-hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor; Volley – Fire 4 projectile arrows that can be critical on perfect attacks
How to obtain Obtained during the main storyline.
Fairy Princess Bow *****
Stats 12, 250, 5, None, $24
Special effects Penta-Hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor; Sharp – +20% damage on perfect attack; Volley – Fire 4 projectile arrows that can be critical on perfect attacks
How to obtain Purchased from the Pleases And Sparkles Boutique.
Fucking Ninja Stars *****
Stats 12, 333, 6, None
Special effects Piercing – Penetrates 25% armor; Sharp – +25% damage on perfect attack; Jagged – Target bleeds on perfect attacks; Scatter – Hit up to 6 random targets
Grenade Of Slowing *****
Stats 14, 800, —, None
Special effects Freezing – Slows target on perfect hit; Splash – Hits go to 4 adjacent targets with half damage
How to obtain Use Jimbo's Key to open a chest in the rafters above Jimbo and Ned.
Lawn Dart *****
Stats 13, 810, 3, None
Special effects Jagged – Target bleeds on perfect attacks; Scatter – Hit up to 3 random targets
How to obtain During the "Beat Up Clyde" quest, look in a chest inside the armory on the first level in Clyde's Fortress.
Longbow *****
Stats 6, 90-188, —, None, $12
Special effects Volley – Fire 2 projectiles that can be critical on perfect hits; Double-Hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor
How to obtain Purchased from a shop in Elven Kingdom.
Missile Of Slowing *****
Stats 4, 75-93, —, None
Special effects Freezing – Slows target on perfect hit; Extra-Hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor
How to obtain Complete the "Vulcan Around" quest.
Mongorian Bow *****
Stats 3, 35, 3, Fire
Special effects Triple-Hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor; Triple Hit – Weapon hits 3 times
How to obtain You can get it from one of the Mongorian Kids on the second floor of the Tower Of Peace.
Poison Grenade (Tampon) *****
Stats 11, 50, 6, Gross
Special effects Scatter – Hits up to 6 random targets
How to obtain Go to the Abortion Clinic to find it in the cabinet under the clock in the hallway.
Recurve Bow *****
Stats 9, 120-551, -, None, $18
Special effects Volley – Fire 4 projectiles that can be critical on perfect hits; Quad-Hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor
How to obtain Purchased from a shop in Elven Kingdom.
Super Bouncy Ball *****
Stats 10, 100, 9, None
Special effects Chain – Bounces to hit up to 9 targets
Throwing Knife *****
Stats 7, 55, 4, None
Special effects Piercing – Penetrates 50 armor; Jagged – Target bleeds on perfect attacks; Sharp – +25% damage on perfect attack; Scatter – Hits up to 4 random targets
Wooden Crossbow *****
Stats 6, 80-100, —, None, $14
Special effects Shield Smash – Perfect attack reduces shield by 3; Reach – Perfect attack hits target and enemy behind it; Extra-Hard Hit – Extra damage on hits and strong against armor
How to obtain Purchase it from Jimbo.

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Easy "Are We Cool?" achievement hint

Play as the Jew class and speak to Priest Maxi outside City Hall. He'll be sitting on a bench to the left of the path and will tell you to find Jesus. Head left two screens and enter the church to find Jesus hiding behind some chairs in the middle of the church, on the right. Return to Priest Maxi and he will task you with finding Jesus again. Go back to the church and turn off the lights to the right of the podium. You will then see Jesus' shadow on the wall. Go to the podium to find him again and get the "Are We Cool?" achievement.

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"Heisenberg" achievement hint

The first required for this is the "Evil Cartman Goatee" from Cartman's house (in the first drawer to your right). The second item is thethe "Bald Cap" which is found inside the Police Station. Enter the Police Station and head upstairs, then go left and climb up the boxes to your right. Shoot down the shelf and enter the ventilation shaft. After that, exit the ventilation shaft, climb down the ladder, and open the second to last locker to obtain the "Jail Cell Key". Go back down stairs and walk straight to the jail cells. Open the right jail cell and search the bag to get the "Bald Cap" item. Go to your inventory and put on both the "Bald Cap" and "Evil Cartman Goatee", then go to Tweek Bros. Coffee to start the "Hot Coffee" quest. Complete the "Hot Coffee" quest while wearing the "Bald Cap" and "Evil Cartman Goatee" to get the "Heisenberg" achievement.

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Breaking Bad easter egg

The "Heisenberg" achievement is a clear reference to Breaking Bad, requiring the player to wear a "Bald Cap" and "Evil Cartman Goatee" in order to resemble Walter White. While wearing those two items the player must then complete the "Hot Coffee" quest which involves defeating 'Meth Tweekers'.

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South Park easter eggs

The following is a list of various easter eggs that reference the show:

  • Cartman's cat from the very first episode can be seen in his backyard.
  • Cartman's mother's room has framed pictures from the "Casa Bonita" and"I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining", as well as a framed picture from the Easter Special and a crack pipe.
  • The mice at the edges of each area are the same that eat kenny whenever he dies in the show.
  • Butter's garage contains various references including his drumset and tap dancing shoes.
  • The save icon is the "Speak and record" bear that Cartman often uses in the show.
  • Martha Stewart can be heard on some of the televisions offering advice form the "Red Hot Catholic Love" episode.
  • The happy picture of Butters with his parents is from an episode where he imagines that his parents love him.
  • Butter's closet has various references, including his Professor Chaos costume, Lord Humungous mask from a Halloween episode, and his hat from Last of the Meheecans episode.
  • Most consumables in the game are from the show, such as Cheesy Poofs.
  • Clyde's garage has an 'In loving memory of Betsy Donovan', a reference to the "Reverse Cowgirl" episode.
  • Inside the Police Station there is a missing person's board with wanted posters of several characters from the show.
  • Santa Claus can be seen on the roof of the Police Station.
  • The Chinpokomon collectibles are all from the episode of the same name.
  • The Community Board references several characters from the show.
  • The Post Office has songs by Chef playing on the radio.
  • Inside Tom's Rhinoplasty there are several pictures of David Hasselhoff, a reference to when Mr. Garrison got a nose job that made him look like Hasselhoff.
  • Enter bank and invest $20. It will disappear and the clerk will say "And it's gone", a reference to the "Margaritaville" episode.
  • Occasionally when you save you will see the taco that poops icecream from season 7, episode 4
  • Go into Photo Dojo and break the machine to see photos of when Cartman put Butter's weiner in his mouth.
  • Check out Kyle's closet to see his Chewbaca costume from "A Nightmare on Face Time" and a picture of him and his elephant from one of the show's episodes.
  • Mr Slave's garage is filled with references from the show, such as a boy scout outfit.
  • Enter the theater to hear advertisement for all the Rob Schneider movies from the episode "The Biggest Douche".
  • Polly Prissypants can be seen on one of the beds in Cartman's home.
  • Mr. Broflovski mentions a celebrity dinosaur client, a reference to Barbra Streisand from the episode "Mecha-Streisand".
  • The Student Achievements trophy case in the school has a Lake Tardikaka photo from "Crippled Summer" and copy of Stop Bullying Movie from episodes "Butter Balls".
  • A Hall of Honor in the school has various character references from the show.
  • Kenny's closet has several show references, including some of the costumes he has worn.
  • Cartman's closet also has several show references, such as his A.W.E.S.O.M.- O costume
  • Stan's closet doesn't open because Tom Cruise refuses to come out, a reference to the episode "Trapped in the Closet"
  • On the far side of the Photo Dojo there are several pictures from various episodes.
  • On Cartman's desk you can see the Sea People from the episode "Simpson's Already Did It".
  • A stuffed Scuzzlebutt from the episode "Volcano" stands inside Jimbo's gun shop.
  • Cartman's radio in his room plays several songs from the movies and episodes.
  • You can find a bass guitar in Token's attic, a reference to when Cartman accuses Token of being a pro bassist player but Token denies it.

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Getting to Canada

To each Canada, go to the Lost Forest (Lost Woods) and continue going UP (NORTH) (4 times upwards).

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The Lost Forest hints

To find the Woodland Critters (aka Christmas Critters) required for the 12 friend requests inside of the Lost Forest (or Lost Woods), walk in the following directions: RIGHT, UP, RIGHT, DOWN, RIGHT. Once done, select "Accept the true lord".

To exit the Lost Forest, keep going DOWN (SOUTH) until you do so. It could take around 4-5 times of going downard.

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Easy experience and money

Go to City Wok and attack the two elf kids in front of the store with X. This is one of the best places to farm cash and experience since there are only two enemies and experience is given out evenly no matter how many enemies there are. When the fight is over, walk into City Wok and walk out again to find the two elf kid sagain. Repeat this as many times as desired. You can sell your loot at Jimbo's Guns and buy one of the best weapons in the game at this shop, the Level 14 "Sweet Katana". Note: If the kids do not respawn, walk into City Wok until you see the save sign at the bottom right corner. Additionally, be sure to pick up the loot the enemies drop since the kids will not respawn if too much loot accumulates. Enemy loot is how you obtain most of your money in South Park.


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Tom Cruise easter egg

Go to the upstairs room in Stan's house ad try to open the door to his closet on the left. Someone will shut the door and say "I'm never coming out", a reference to the "Won't Come Out Of The Closet" episode in Season 9 where Tom Cruise refuses to come out of Stan's closet.

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"Truth To Power" achievement hint

The "Truth To Power" achievement requires that you fart on certain characters. You can find each character at the following locations:
CHARACTER LOCATION
Mayor McDaniels In City Hall, sitting at the desk in her office.
Priest Maxi Outside City Hall, sitting on a bench to the left of the path.
Prime Minister of Canada While in Canada, enter the cave halfway between Ottawa and Winnipeg. He will be on the left side of the screen after entering the cave. Note: Fart on him before talking to him as he will permanently disappear afterwards.
Principal Victoria In the Community Center, in the upper left corner of town.

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