-Change your name to any that starts with the word Megalord. The "Greetings sire" dialogue will be replaced with another one saying "Greetings Megalord".
-Enter these names for other greetings:
Aubergine Barry Bean Bill The Brave Brave Sir Robin Captain Random Computer Gaming World Dark Lord Earl Listibald Edge Fertile01 Game Star Games Magazine Lady Alexandra Lady Alison Lady Amy Lady Andrea Lady Ann Lady Ann Maurie Lady Anna Lady Annabell Lady Arcola Lady Barbara Lady Beth Lady Betty Lady Bev Lady Bonnie Lady Camile Lady Caroline Lady Catherine Lady Charner Lady Cheryl Lady Christian Lady Cindy Lady Collete Lady Connie Lady Daline Lady Denice Lady Dian Lady Doreen Lady Dot Lady Dwee Lady Edel Lady Edith Lady Elizabeth Lady Ellen Lady Emma Lady Eva Lady Fiona Lady Frankie Lady Freya Lady Gabrielle Lady Heather Lady Helen Lady Hidy Lady Ivy Lady Jackie Lady Jaqueline Lady Jen Lady Jennifer Lady Jessica Lady Jill Lady Julia Lady Julie Lady Kate Lady Katline Lady Kester Lady Kirsten Lady Laura Lady Lilly Lady Lisa Lady Louise Lady Maria Lady Marie Lady Mc Kenzy Lady Megan Lady Mel Lady Melissa Lady Merepatra Lady Mirabell Lady Natalie Lady Nicola Lady Nicole Lady Pat Lady Patricia Lady Phoebe Lady Rachel Lady Rachel Lady Rhian Lady Sally Lady Sandy Lady Sarah Lady Shannon Lady Sue Lady Susan Lady Suzanne Lady Tina Lady Tina Lady Trisha Lady Vicky Lady Viv Lady Vivian Lady WitchHazel Lady Yacki Lasy Isla Little Smoo Lord Aaron Lord Adam Lord Al Lord Alex Lord Ali Lord Andre Lord Andrew Lord Andy Lord Anthony Lord Antione Lord Arthur Lord Bancy Lord Ben Lord Bill Lord Bismuth Lord Bob Lord Brian Lord Brown Lord Bruce Lord Carl Lord Carlo Lord Casimir Lord Caz Lord Charles Lord Charlie Lord Chris Lord Christoph Lord Christopher Lord Claud Lord Cliffe Lord Colin Lord Cornholio Lord Craig Lord Craig Lord Daffy Lord Dan Lord Darren Lord Darron Lord Dave Lord David Lord Decan Lord Declan Lord Denby Lord Dennis Lord Dennis Lord DeRusset Lord Dixie Lord Don Lord Don Lord Doug Lord Draco Lord Dustan Lord Earl Lord Edd Lord Eddy Lord Edward Lord Emmanuel Lord Eric Lord Evil Lord Family Lord Fantasia Lord Fatal Exception Lord Felix Lord Firefly Lord Francis Lord Friendly Lord Gabriel Lord Geff Lord George Lord Georgio Lord Gerry Lord Gordon Lord Grady Lord Grant Lord Gray Lord Gustov Lord Hades Lord Harry Lord Henry Lord Hico Lord Hogins Lord Ian Lord Id Lord Isaac Lord Jack Lord James Lord Jamie Lord Jason Lord Jayhawk Lord Jeff Lord Jim Lord Jimmy Lord Jobes Lord John Lord Jole Lord Jon Lord Jonah Lord Jonathan Lord Joost Lord Jorge Lord Josh Lord Julian Lord Keeth Lord Kelly Lord Ken Lord Ken Lord Kenneth Lord Kevin Lord Kit Lord Koutrouboussis Lord Lea Lord Lewis Lord Lewis Lord Lewis Lord Lou Lord Louie Lord Lucar Lord Luke Lord Malcom Lord Marc Lord Mark Lord Markus Lord Mathias Lord Matt Lord Matthew Lord Merrapatra Lord Merrill Lord Michael Lord Mike Lord Miles Lord Mojo Jo Jo Lord Morgan Lord Morizio Lord Mung Lord Naomi Lord Nathan Lord Nathan Lord Neal Lord Neil Lord Nick Lord Nobbie Lord of the Flies Lord Oliver Lord Ollie Lord Ord Lord Patrick Lord Paul Lord Paulo Lord Pete Lord Peter Lord Phil Lord Ray Lord Rhash Lord Richard Lord Rob Lord Robb Lord Robert Lord Robin Lord Rocklar Lord Roland Lord Rooseberry Lord Ryan Lord Sabastian Lord Sarge Lord Scott Lord Seth Lord Shain Lord Shamus Lord Shaun Lord Shrek Lord Simon Lord Sindra Lord Smitty Lord Spiderman Lord Spine Man Lord Stark Lord Stephan Lord Stephane Lord Steve Lord Steven Lord Steven Lord Stew Lord Stewart Lord Suicidal Lord Surgeo Lord Tazz Lord Ted Lord Terry Lord Therry Lord Thomas Lord Thunder Lord Thurdl01 Lord Thurston Lord Tigger Lord Tim Lord Tom Lord Tony Lord Triblade Lord Triface Lord Triss Lord Vader Lord Veil Lord Vernon Lord Vesper Lord Victor Lord Warrick Lord Wayne Lord Wesley Lord Wibble Lord Will Lord William Lord William Lord Wolverine Lord Wraith Lord Yohan Lord Yoshi Lord Yuin Lord Zenn Lord Ztolk Matthias Johnston Mega Death Mega Lord Mehmet Mouse PC Gamer PC Zone Sir Barkalot Sir Barkalot Sir Flying POO Sir Randall Squatch Strategy Player Super Noodle Ted the Wild Victor The Great WoS-Badrang
-Set the system date to January 1sh. The "Greetings sire" dialogue will be replaced with the saying "Happy New Year, My Lord".
-Set the system date to July 4th. The "Greetings sire" dialogue will be replaced with the saying "Happy Fourth of July, my Lord".
-Set the system date to April 1st. You will get the message "Gadzooks, why, if it isn't April Fool's day!"
-Set the system time to very early in the morning to hear the message "Its very late sire, shouldn't you be sleeping?".
-Enter Nannertron as your name. The "Greetings sire" dialogue will be replaced with the saying "Greetings Lady Anne".